idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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