normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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