we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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