so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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