Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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