I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i would punch a child for taco bell
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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