This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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