Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The feeling are messing with the penis
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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