He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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