How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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