It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So here I am, sexting at work.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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