i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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