I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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