it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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