In the future we'll all be gay
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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