yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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