Non-Jews are for practice
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I did not marry a roomba.
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