Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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