I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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