Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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