Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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