accomplished twins. life is a go
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just forgot I was standing up.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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