In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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