I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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