R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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