It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How does one acquire holy water?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
