I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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