i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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