Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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