i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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