i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
we should paint friendship bongs
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