Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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