I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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