butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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