the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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