i think my mom watched the whole time
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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