chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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