i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm at about main and main street
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
