You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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