Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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