I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i think im in europe. pls send help
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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