If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You can make out without kissing
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