I don't think brook has ever known best
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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