so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
