I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
