"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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