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so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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