that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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