is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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