well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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